Random Thoughts – laughter and tears

So…I am both enjoying the Hope for Haiti concert tonight, and crying at the sadness and suffering in the world.  We donated of course, (I trust you have also? If not….) but having had a long week at work and not nearly enough laughs this week, I thought I would share some ‘thoughts’ that a coworker sent me today that I thought were pretty funny:

Random Thoughts of the Day…

1) Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you realize you’re wrong.

2) I totally take back all those times I didn’t want to nap when I was younger.

3) There is a great need for sarcasm font. (I told her about the sarcasm ‘font’ that is out now that people can purchase and use)

4) How the hell are you supposed to fold a fitted sheet?

5) I would rather try to carry 10 plastic grocery bags in each hand than take 2 trips to bring my groceries in.

6) Map Quest really needs to start their directions on #5. Pretty sure I know how to get out of my neighbourhood.

7) Obituaries would be a lot more interesting if they told you how the person died.

8) I can’t remember the last time I wasn’t at least kind of tired.

9) Bad decisions make good stories.

10) You never know when it will strike, but there comes a moment at work when you’ve made up your mind that you just aren’t doing anything productive for the rest of the day. (HA! Mine came at around 3:47 today)

11) I’m always slightly terrified when I exit out of Word and it asks me if I want to save any changes to my ten page research paper that I swear I did not make any changes to.

12) I hate when I just miss a call by the last ring (Hello? Hello? Damn it!), but when I immediately call back, it rings nine times and goes to voicemail. What’d you do after I didn’t answer… Drop the phone and run away?

13) I hate leaving my house confident and looking good and then not seeing anyone of importance the entire day. What a waste.

14) As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.

15) I keep some people’s phone numbers in my phone just so I know not to answer when they call.

And finally…as I have said a few times since the Haitian earthquake, I won the lottery when I was born and raised in Canada, in the family I have, and with many MANY resources I am blessed to have at my fingertips.

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