Dominatrix Deanna

Oh the draaaaaamaaaah! Watching the season finale of The Bachelor and having fun trying to discern how they have edited this thing to make you believe one girl has it over another. Personally? I think the third wheel, Deanna is gonna screw him up! Should be interesting….Maybe he’ll try to work it to have all three of them? I can see Deanna in black leather and studs, barking orders to the three of them…can’t you?

Okay…what the heck did Jason talk to Melissa’s parents about? Did the conversation give everything away? Oh..wait! here comes Deanna – the woman who tossed him aside like Ty’s dirty diaper. OOOOOP! Deanna gets the shaft! Oh yeah….oh, wait. They edited the previews to make us believe she wanted him back, but she was only there to warn him against making the wrong choice. Booo!

Okay, what’s next, then? Sweet little place he’s staying. I’d sign up for this reality stupidity just for the infinity pool! Well, he’s a guy – he picked the ring that obviously was the most ornate and expensive, but it was ugly…

It’s soooooo Molly! Like I didn’t know that. I knew. Just wait for it. Don’t you think so?

AFTER THE REVEAL…

Yeah…that’s not gonna last. She’s still a child, but then again, so were they both.

Wonder what is so dramatic about the after show coming up….guess I’ll find out. Later…

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Oh No He DIDN’T (snap)….
What an ass. (Oh, by the way, have I mentioned that I think this earnest, sweet man is a total fake bastard (you tell him, Mel) and likely wants a fat, juicy slice of fame pie?).

But I was right. It was Molly all along. Ha! Now, I hope she tosses him over…
I wish Melissa would say what we’re all thinking. He’s ‘had’ you now, and so it’s time to have Molly. Ick.

Ew. Ick.

Here it comes – let’s see if Molly is the smart girl I figure she is. (As an aside, how screwed up is the poor kid Ty going to be?).

Well, and of course, there’s always the fact that none of this is real, and there’s the very real possibility that the entire thing is ‘produced’ and that Jason is being paid a LOT of money to pull this stunt. And hey, if Molly gives it a go, and they work out, it will be more promotion for the show. We live in a very twisted world, don’t we?

Man, the host is REALLY treading close with this. She may be able to read this is coming, especially given there isn’t a crowd. (I love that, by the way…Keeping the shamefilled rejection to just the two of them, a television host, and millions of viewers for all of time….so INTIMATE!)

You could hear his heartbeat in the microphone! Yah…this is awkward. And she’s like, “You are screwed up, man!” what’s she going to say to this??? I mean, besides “you are such a bastard”…

She has said NOTHING. now a commercial. big surprise.

OHHHHH NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO. He doesn’t deserve a KISS. He deserves to be slapped! How will you trust this moron who doesn’t know what he wants? Brutal.

At least he knows he’s classless. Wonder when it is going to sink in that she’s getting sloppy seconds? Will be interesting to follow them in the tabloids now and over the next few weeks…until they break up.

It was a good three hours of television, though.

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